"Take this damn bit, or I will beat you up and down this aisle, horse, I swear to every equine god I know that if you don’t open your mouth this instant I will sell you on eBay, and I will not hesitate to - Oh, good pony! Ooo, best pony ever! Yes, yes, I love you, good pony! Eeee!"
Things my trainer hears when she walks in to the barn (via dressagequeen1)
omfg i just need to sleep for a week so the pain will go away ):